UK woman crashes her car into van while using vibrator

A British motorist crashed into the back of a van while she was pleasuring herself with a vibrator.

The woman was recently stuck in traffic in Cirencester when her Mini suddenly lurched forward.

Her car then plowed into the back of a stationary M&J Seafood vehicle.

The woman, in her 30s, properly got out and swapped insurance details with the van driver.

But when M&J Seafood bosses checked footage from their vehicle’s rear camera, they spotted her doing up her pants in the immediate aftermath of the accident.

She was also holding a Rampant Rabbit-style sex toy.

“(The company) driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He’d been on his first shift after looking for work for ages,”

“The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault and then said, ‘Have you seen this?’ They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit,” he said.

Neither the woman nor the driver have been identified, and M&J Seafood has refused to release the clip.